Is there a polite, more sensitive name for a woman's heavy snoring?
by Author on Monday, June 14th, 2010 | 13 Comments
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Your best bet is to pretend female snoring doesn’t exist, like female farts. If you must name them, call them "ice cream dreams", as if it sounds like she’s inhaling an entire Haagen-Dazs delivery truck.
Disgruntling works for me…
Sesame Street Honkers!
Nocturnal nasal serenade
Irreconcilable differences.
There is no polite name – kick her butt out of the bed.
1K’s "Wumbly Nose" sounds good to me, CF.
There’s no way I could maintain a straight face whilst complaining indignantly "How dare you suggest I was doing wumbly nose last night – you brute!"
Dreaming of a brontosaurus again.
She could have sleep apnea, and it’s probably affecting more than just your sleep. It’s a major health concern. Does she seem to stop breathing at times during the night? Is she tired during the day, and could take a nap at the drop of a hat?
I used to snore like a buzz saw, and wake even myself up sometimes. I was so sleepy during the day that it was difficult to stay awake at my desk. The kicker came when I took a class in meditation and fell asleep during the class; I woke myself up snoring, and looked around hoping that no one had heard me, but they had. After that, I went through a sleep study and they determined how many times during the night I would actually stop breathing; each time that happened I would wake up just enough to start breathing again. Do that hundreds of times a night, and it’s no wonder you feel tired during the day.
Snoring is just one of the indications of sleep apnea; if that is what is causing her snoring, you would be doing her a great kindness by encouraging her to have a sleep study. I now have a CPAP machine to help me keep breathing at night, and the snoring has stopped. It took a few weeks to get used to sleeping with it on, but it has been well worth the effort. I feel so much better during the day now that I’m getting my full nights rest. And everyone else in the house is able to sleep as well!!!
Mouth breathing? I suggest you don’t use the word ‘rumbles’, just say’n.
ROFLMAO ! That’s hilarious………………. ah hahaha…. sorry, I am of no help but appreciate the humour, I will star this maybe some of my contacts can help. Oh wait, how about heavy or sexy purring, Hmm… I tried
erotic thunder lol
wumbly nose?